just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
birth control should be required to get into college
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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