That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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