What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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