Its about making memories worth repressing
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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