Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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