i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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