and i looked up. we had an audience...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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