I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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