Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You made out with two different species that night
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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