i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Shame is for Republicans.
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