Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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