i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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