is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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