What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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