i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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