Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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