Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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