quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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