Non-Jews are for practice
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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