stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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