is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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