How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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