Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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