i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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