oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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