I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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