yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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