I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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