I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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