is your mom at the bar?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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