i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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