Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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