I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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