my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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