we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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