question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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