i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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