You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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