that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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