i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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