I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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