i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
