is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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