Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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