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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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