I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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