Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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