You're completely useless in the revolution.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
