eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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