I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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